Being Happy In Manholes

"To be in a guy's asshole/And be happy forever". Like John Keats' inspirational line: "A thing of beauty is a joy for ever", my original coinage quoted above may well be a universal adage down the line, even a Germanic saw, or even yet a German Sagen: "In einem Kerles Arschloch zu sein, und fuer immer happy sein". They have the theory in practice in the U. S. of prison management and prisoner rehabilitation that every man is at least a latent homosexual, and all the convicts need is get assfucking with the men and they will turn out right. To be in a man's asshole and be happy forever. So now you know what they mean when they say: "Don't worry. Be happy." Be happy forever. Like "the gay astronaut's greatest ambition is to land on Uranus". To be in a guy's asshole and be happy forever. Manpower for manholes! Forever, man, forever!