The Loser's Guide to Personal Failure: at Least 100 Secrets That Will Guarantee Self-destruction

The Loser's Guide To Personal Failure was designed to be a breath of fresh air; a realist's book for achieving happiness in these terrible times. It was written to empower readers to cope with, then joyously embrace, their inevitable failure - the personal disaster into which circumstances will unrelentingly force them. This useful Guide rebuts vapid pie-in-the-sky panaceas offered by sappy, ineffectual volumes like "Instant Lifelong Investment Success," "Land That Babe By Happy Hour" and "Mandelbrot Equations For Dullards," presenting instead real world strategies that lend meaning to our onrushing doom.