Lieutenant John Space.

Sam Crews, a Protector of the Galaxy, forced to use the name of John Space to avoid fame of any kind. But my character wants nothing to do with fame, he knows he doesn't deserve his job, given to him based on his mothers titles and bed exploits. However, he does become a master of slacking off, enjoying herbs, bedding escorts, and simply doing nothing..... Until, one day, danger comes to him, and now his complete lack of work knowledge takes front and center. This story was inspired by working at Publix and enduring their asinine promotion policies. Any similarity between those working at Publix and those within my story are purely coincidental.