Katie Heaney

Never Have I Ever Katie Heaney

In the tradition of Is Everyone Hanging Out without Me? and I Was Told There'd Be Cake, comes a hilarious, quirky, and unflinchingly honest memoir about one young woman's lifelong (and totally unsuccessful) search for love.

I've been single for my entire life. Not one boyfriend. Not one short-term dating situation. Not one person with whom I regularly hung out and kissed on the face.

So begins Katie Heaney's memoir of her years spent looking for love, but never quite finding it. By age 25, equipped with a college degree, a load of friends, and a happy family life, she still has never had a boyfriend ... and she's barely even been on a second date.

Throughout this laugh-out-loud funny book, you will meet Katie's loyal group of girlfriends, including flirtatious and outgoing Rylee, the wild child to Katie's shrinking violet, as well as a whole roster of Katie's ill-fated crushes. And you will get to know Katie herself-a smart, modern heroine relaying truths about everything from the subtleties of a Facebook message exchange to the fact that Everybody who works in a coffee shop is at least a little bit hot.

Funny, relatable, and inspiring, this is a memoir for anyone who has ever struggled to find love, but has also had a lot of fun in the process.